Random Firefest Facts

[Nick from Cheshire]

For starters....

Tim can`t juggle with one glass ;D

Shaggy can juggle one plate (loaded)

Satnav don`t work in Nottingham

LJC don`t navigate too well in Nottingham, either (are you home yet?)

[shaggy]

Lindsay cant do stairs very well
Geo can drink a nightclub dry
Janette cant get out of a taxi

and that plate was blooming hot, I have my fingers bandaged up. But it was a close call, I nearly had me sausage on the floor a few times.

[metalhead]

nick said:

Satnav don`t work in Nottingham

Ours did thankfully, otherwise we'd never have found our hotel!!

[Boatman]

shaggy said:

I have my fingers bandaged up. But it was a close call, I nearly had me sausage on the floor a few times.

Shaggy, why was your sausage nearly on the floor? Are you bragging or complaining?

[Liz from Cheshire]

another one...

hand dryers in the ladies arent just for drying your hands ;D

[jacqui]

And another:

If I wear a white top, I will spill something down it. Namely onions from the burger stall outside.

[Alison]

And another...

There's no such thing as a comfortable pair of high heeled boots

[metalhead]

And another.....

Not all taxi drivers are arse holes

[shaggy]

boatman said:

shaggy said:

I have my fingers bandaged up. But it was a close call, I nearly had me sausage on the floor a few times.

Shaggy, why was your sausage nearly on the floor? Are you bragging or complaining?

it nearly slid of me plate a few times mate

[Janette]

alison1604 said:

And another...

There's no such thing as a comfortable pair of high heeled boots

There's no such thing as a comfortable pair of low heeled boots either Having gone back to hotel to change high heeled boots into low heeled ones, my feet were still bloody killing me! ;D

[Nick from Cheshire]

How do Irish livers work?

Why was someone wearing a mop head on their head?

When is Stephen Hawkings joining The Darkness?

[geo]

It was a pleasure meeting you all, had a superb time ;D We gotta do it again sometime ;D

Nick, nice hug you got there mate
Shaggy, nice tongue
Scooby, thanks for being there mate, nice outfit, you legend ;D
Liz, thanks for making me feel tall ;D
Janette, thanks for the insults
Alison, do you ever keep quiet, you are going to have to learn to other people participate in the conversation

To everyone, THANKYOU we had a blast ;D ;D ;D

[Alison]

geo said:

Alison, do you ever keep quiet, you are going to have to learn to let other people participate in the conversation

Didn't your Mother ever tell you -the quiet ones are the worst? ;D

[sinnytruzanah]

[glow=red,2,300]Hot Fashion Looks -as spotted at Firefest3[/glow]
(well, they do it at Ascot!!)

[glow=red,2,300]Gothic Bag Lady[/glow]
A key look, very popular this year. One should aim for a layered look, the aim is to look tassel shaped. From Bottom to top: flounced long skirt (peeping petticoat optional) flowing top (Think Nell Gwynne) possibly a waistcoat, long flowing hair worn loose with optional purple streaks, a capacious shoulder bag completes the look.

[glow=red,2,300]One Man And His Dog[/glow]
One trend-setter (with a funny accent) had the ultimate fashion accessory, a Great Dane in studded collar, Gotthard denim jacket, jaunty bandana and mirror specs. The said canine was obviously a VIP as he was seen hanging out with the musos' including WigWam and Bob Catley. Cool or what?

[glow=red,2,300]Space(d) out) Fairy[/glow]
This fey-like look is very popular over the pond. A key piece to this look is the asymmetrical mini skirt (that's a jagged hem to you) in pale or pastel shade with matching bare midriff, sleeveless top and chilled kidneys. The hair is long, layered, wispy and preferably blonde (think yellow candy floss) The fringe is worn long which then necessitates holding hands with your friends so you don't get lost. Impossibly small beaded handbag is a must ("I jurst luuurve my little bairg!!!!")

[glow=red,2,300]Rock DJ[/glow]This timeless look has outlasted all others, I first spotted this "style" somewhere in West London in the 1980s it consists of black jeans, white trainers, casual long-ish hairstyle that says "Its as long as I can get away with at work" teamed with the first baseball shirt that comes out of the drawer. What can I say? Its a true classic that has never gone out of fashion. (And we know why that is don't we girls?) ;D

[glow=red,2,300]I'm With The Band [/glow]
This is basically the Spaced Out Fairy look, with the addition of fake tan and accesorised of course with the essential AAA backstage pass.

[glow=red,2,300]I'm With The Band (roadie version)[/glow]
Baseball cap, dark coloured ripped tour shirt, tour jacket if it's cold, 2 days of stubble, mucky jeans, carries torch or wears miners light to locate bar.

[glow=red,2,300]My Fashion (and other) Predictions for next FF[/glow]
Great Danes will be in pink satin
Purple will be the new black
The Crown Plaza will be the new Welbeck
Gotthard will be the new Winger
Wine will be the new beer

;D Farewell sweeties -until next year!!! ;D

Sinny-Tru
x x

(The above characters are fictional, any any resemblance to real persons is entirely co-incidental....ok so I had my fingers crossed!!)

[shaggy]

what do you mean "a funny accent"? [harumph icon] I speak with a Hull accent and Scooby is our mascot. Pop along to Hullrockers.co.uk and you'll see him there. Gotta admit though, Scooby was a hit with everyone, and he's big fan of Gotthard like his owner Took me ages to do that Gotthard logo on his jacket for him.

See I told ya LJC that taking the dog would get the website more attention....