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Post by Boatman on Jun 27, 2006 19:45:57 GMT
Thank goodness you joined this thread Shaggy! I was getting a little worried there with soaps being discussed on this forum!  I switched over to find a thread about football then switched over again and found this thread: users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/ Big Brother or what?  Seriously though I hope Alison has a really great time! I forgot to tell her about the minefield, electric fence and gun turrets but I think they tell you that in their Welcome Pack after you've signed the disclaimers? I'm sure she'll be fine.... Still, if she's taken all those fizz-bomb soapy girlie things they were talking about, the sharks will keep well away, I know they hated my Lynx aftershave.... (mind you so does Mrs Boatwoman and wasps - not that I'm comparing her to a wasp).... (Boatman soon to be in big trub) |
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Post by shaggy on Jun 27, 2006 21:23:38 GMT
i nearly got eaten by a shark once, luckily i was saved cos someone had stuck a label on my back unbeknown to me that read "Birmingham City are the greatest". No shark no matter how hungry would swallow that lie  note how I managed to get something about footie in the thread still  oh yeah and Boatman - comparing the missus to a wasp is just asking for serious grief and a huge visa/mastercard hit to make up for hurt feelings.... been there, done that, she bought the jewelry shop so I didnt even have money left over to even buy myself a tee shirt. |
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Post by Boatman on Jun 28, 2006 21:02:39 GMT
Shaggy, you are too hard on your football team, they shouldn't be giving you the blues....  After that girlie soap business, I'm very happy to pretend I like football - the thread was getting really scary earlier mate - thanks for the tip about sharks, Lynx deoderant and a label on me back should see me safe as something very safe like... (can't think of the words at the moment)... a safe with a cunning combination? Wonder if Alison has escaped yet? (My mates started building a glider last time they were there - but I expect the guards, I mean reps, found it.... ) I hope she studies the conflakes carefully, don't want her eating any rare collectible ones, mind you she seems to know more about them I do I think.... really impressed with her knowledge on them. Erm, that's it mate.... Boatman sees shadow of Boatwoman-like shape clutching his smoking credit-card shape.... oh no Shaggy was right! That beer was strong tonight.... |
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Post by Liz from Cheshire on Jun 29, 2006 13:09:47 GMT
Wonder if Alison has escaped yet? (My mates started building a glider last time they were there - but I expect the guards, I mean reps, found it.... ) I`ve had a post card...the tunnel is coming along well ;D |
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Post by shaggy on Jun 29, 2006 18:08:20 GMT
will she be free by end of October or is she having to serve a full sentence?
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Post by Boatman on Jun 30, 2006 22:48:14 GMT
Wonder if Alison has escaped yet? (My mates started building a glider last time they were there - but I expect the guards, I mean reps, found it.... ) I`ve had a post card...the tunnel is coming along well ;D Thanks for the update Liz, . I 'm amazed they didn't censor the mail, we had to use Morse code using mirrors after they shot the pigeon. Please tell her if you can that near that big Oak tree with Arfm cunningly scraped on it, there is a secret door leading to another tunnel, it should still be okay but it does go on a bit.... erm, yes I dug most of it. will she be free by end of October or is she having to serve a full sentence? If the sentence is anything like my threads Shaggy, we'll not see her back on the forum for maybe three paragraphs... ;D |
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Post by Boatman on Jul 1, 2006 12:32:25 GMT
Hoorah! Welcome back Alison! Tell us all your adventures! |
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Post by Alison on Jul 1, 2006 12:44:11 GMT
Um Thanks Boatman!....well the holiday was great, but we've been burgled....they've stolen my computer so I'm writing this from the library -don't think they'll let me listen to ARfm here though :-(
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Post by Janette on Jul 1, 2006 12:46:29 GMT
OMG Alison!  Hope you get it sorted!  |
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Post by Boatman on Jul 1, 2006 12:53:34 GMT
Um Thanks Boatman!....well the holiday was great, but we've been burgled....they've stolen my computer so I'm writing this from the library -don't think they'll let me listen to ARfm here though :-( Oh god, sorry to hear that Alison. We got done some years back and I know some of what you must be going through. Really really sorry to hear this, a wake up call for all of us. It shook us up badly. Take care and try and keep your spirits up. |
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Post by shaggy on Jul 1, 2006 18:45:33 GMT
had it happen to me years ago. not a nice feeling to have. I'm sorry to hear you've had to endure this.
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Post by Alison on Jul 3, 2006 11:02:41 GMT
Thanks guys,
Not feeling too bad really...not much was stolen and at the end of the day it's only "things", they are replaceable. Could have been much worse, I'm just glad my Mum didn't catch them in the act...
Alison (In Crewe Library!)
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Post by Steve Price on Jul 3, 2006 11:51:27 GMT
Personally, I hope the gits who did this rot in hell.
Was PC Plod interested??
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Post by Boatman on Jul 3, 2006 20:36:39 GMT
Personally, I hope the gits who did this rot in hell. Was PC Plod interested?? Agree Steve. These b*stards don't realise or just don't care what grief they cause, it isn't just the material things, it is the invasion of your home and the stuff they take that is personal and nostalgic of no material value. I got done a second time in a snatch burglary. (After installing a burglar alarm after the first one). They obviously watched me come in from work, I went in and turned the alarm off (as you do) and then went for a shower. I came down and couldn't find my work-bag. Of course you search and search, wonder if you have left it somewhere and then you notice other things in the room are missing like the wife's mobile, and spare purse - and that was whilst I'm in the ruddy house!!!! Next door but one got done the same way, only they lost their video for Gawd's sake! So now I lock the doors every time, even when I'm in the house and when a mate called me paranoid he didn't half get an ear full! I'm sick and tired of do gooders, we go out do 12 hours a day and find we've been done whilst out. They never seem to catch them, you get sh*t off the insurance who are quite happy to take your premiums until you need to claim and.... Alison, all I can say is you are not alone and I hope your life and routine get back to normal as soon as possible, so these gits don't cause any more grief. And anyone who leaves their door open - even in this heat-, please think twice we ain't in a good society. And this feeling of not being able to trust is all down to the gits that do this. Sorry folks, for once my surreal humour has walked out and slammed the door and now I've got to go down and lock the door behind it. Boatman in p*ssed off mode. |
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Post by Steve Price on Jul 4, 2006 13:43:23 GMT
you get sh*t off the insurance who are quite happy to take your premiums until you need to claim and.... Don't get me going on Insurance companies.... When I had a whole load of stuff stolen the Insurance suddenly decided that my policy was null and void owing to the fact that I "had knowingly underestimated the value of one item". This actually was not true as I had informed them by (registered) letter that the item had been purchased and should be included in the cover. They then said ( and I really like this) that "although it appears to have been signed for by our Post Room this is no guarantee that the contents of the envelope were as you describe" Cute eh??? Anyway, I won... I just went to a Solictor and after a couple of letters they paid up - albiet of course, I never got refunded for the cost of the solicitor. Likewise... the van we used to move ARfm has still not been repaired after the accident on 13th April (move day) due the incompetance of the insurance company and I wont even start to fill you in on that one. Steve |
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