Music Is A Love Thang !?

[Boatman]

In The Times yesterday it was reported that some boffin has invented musical contraception!

Ukrainian scientist Dr. Gregory Chausovsky announced that his latest invention is a condom that plays a tune when you put it on!

Kind of similar to musical Christmas socks but erm, well... there are some differences in application shall we say

Anyway, it is truly a 21st-century product as it is interactive! Do I hear you asking how as you make out your Xmas lists?

Well, the speed of the tune is controlled by (you've guessed it), your own tempo! So now Ukrainians can make sweet music as they, erm, make make lurve....

So, how about suggestions for a TOP 5 Rhythm Method tunes for this new product? ;D

1. Johnny B Goode – Chuck Berry
2. Keep A Knockin' - Little Richard (oh dear)
3. Bend Me, Shape Me – Amen Corner
4. Ballroom Blitz –The Sweet
5. Rhythm Of Love – YES!

I will have to think of some proggy ones (like number 5 ) but apparently in tests with 7 inch singles they found 3 minutes was average and anything more was erm, stretching it! ;D

[Liz from Cheshire]

boatman said:

So, how about suggestions for a TOP 5 Rhythm Method tunes for this new product? ;D

Oh dont tempt me Boatman...

several Danger Danger and Whitesnake tracks immediately spring to mind ;D ;D

[metalhead]

Suck My Love Pump - Spinal Tap....sorry!!

I'll grab my coat on the way out

[Janette]

metalhead said:

Suck My Love Pump - Spinal Tap....sorry!!

I'll grab my coat on the way out

You pervert!

It's actually LICK My Love Pump

;D

[metalhead]

janette said:

metalhead said:

Suck My Love Pump - Spinal Tap....sorry!!

I'll grab my coat on the way out

You pervert!

It's actually LICK My Love Pump

;D

Either one will do...I'm not a fussy man!!

[Alison]

How about....

Rock Hard - Big C**k
All Night Long - Rainbow

[shaggy]

The sweet romantic voice in my head would suggest faithfully by Journey but the more naughty voice (which is always much louder and more crude) says Swallow That Load by Skrapp Mettel (feat. JSS on vocals)

[shaggy]

I'm suprised Nike havent brought out a condom given that their catchphrase is Just Do It ROFLMAO!!

[Janette]

shaggy said:

The sweet romantic voice in my head would suggest faithfully by Journey but the more naughty voice (which is always much louder and more crude) says Swallow That Load by Skrapp Mettel (feat. JSS on vocals)

Oh the devil in me *so* wanted to edit that post ;D but as I am a good girl I shall say nowt
;D

[Janette]

boatman said:

So, how about suggestions for a TOP 5 Rhythm Method tunes for this new product? ;D

Are you talking song titles or content dear?

[Breezey]

"Hit me with your Rhythm Stick" ;D

Really getting into the Blockheads stuff actually since we saw them a few weeks ago, absolutely amazing band!!!

There's also a sweet one called "Wake up and make love to me"

[shaggy]

^^ followed immediately by the lesser known song "Have You Any Idea What The Bloody Time Is Woman? I've Got To be Up For Work In A Few Hours!!"

[Alison]

breezey said:

"Hit me with your Rhythm Stick" ;D

Really getting into the Blockheads stuff actually since we saw them a few weeks ago, absolutely amazing band!!!

There's also a sweet one called "Wake up and make love to me"

Continuing the theme somewhat...on the same album is a track called "Partial To Your Abracadabra"

[Boatman]

Up, Up & Away by The 5th Dimension
(Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!)

[shaggy]

and there's me thinking they were weather balloons as well....