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Post by Lindsay on Apr 25, 2006 18:58:43 GMT
Any man would totally agree with this ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by MeHere on Apr 25, 2006 19:23:55 GMT
Man
Element: Man Symbol: Ma Discoverer: Some woman called god Atomic Mass: From Mr Bean to Arnold Schwarzenegger Occurrences: Found in large quantities around the element whose symbol is Wo.
Physical Properties:
1. Rants at nothing; swears for no known reason. 2. Found in various states from sober to unconscious. 3. Sulks if incorrectly handled. 4. Surface usually covered in hair. 5. Can loose hair rapidly where needed i.e head, and gain it else where.
Chemical Properties :
1. Activity increases when deprived of alcohol. 2. Most GULLIBLE money agent known to women. 3. May explode spontaneously given on mention of 3-in a bed. 4. Has great affinity for beer, a wide range of women, more beer and oh yeah woman.
Common Uses :
1. Can be great aid to getting what you want. 2. Highly ornamental especially if rich. 4. Can be helpful when decorating, but beware has no colour sense. 5. Worth keeping if can last longer than 2 mins.
Tests :
1. Turns white when CSA mentioned. 2. Can't distinguish between 1" and 10". 3. Goes limp when placed next to better specimen. 4. Struts when found in natural state.
Hazards :
1. Illegal to posses more than one, but due to lack of intelligence several can be maintained on each day of week. 2. Easily led when with fellow elements. 3. Extremely volatile when mixed with booze and clubs.
......And any woman would agree with this ;D
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Post by Liz from Cheshire on Apr 25, 2006 19:31:09 GMT
and we all know what happens if you mix the two together..a great big bang ;D
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Post by Lindsay on Apr 25, 2006 19:43:26 GMT
and we all know what happens if you mix the two together..a great big bang ;D And it's that great big bang that makes the world go round ;D ;D
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Post by Liz from Cheshire on Apr 25, 2006 19:47:00 GMT
well its what started it, according to some theories...
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Post by metalhead on Apr 25, 2006 19:59:45 GMT
You can't beat them
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Post by Alison on Apr 25, 2006 20:15:30 GMT
From different planets though aren't we? Men and women I mean ;D
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Post by Lindsay on Apr 25, 2006 21:04:13 GMT
From different planets though aren't we? Men and women I mean ;D Yeah, men are from mars and women want their p**is ;D ;D
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Post by Janette on Apr 26, 2006 0:19:59 GMT
Common Uses : 5. Worth keeping if can last longer than 2 mins. Tests : 2. Can't distinguish between 1" and 10". Oh dear! ;D From not having had the best of days that has bloody made me laugh out loud! [cackle alert icon] ;D Thank you 'MeHere'
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