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Post by Boatman on May 16, 2006 15:49:24 GMT
Peter Gabriel wrote some hilarious lyrics! Extract: The Battle Of Epping Forest - GenesisIt all began when I went on a tour, hoping to find some furniture. I followed a sign - it said "Beautiful Chest". It led to a lady who showed me her best. She was taken by surprise when I quickly closed my eyes. So she rang the bell, and quick as hell Bob the Nob came out on his job  to see what the trouble was.    ;D  |
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Post by Boatman on May 22, 2006 20:59:59 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Albatross[/glow] ( Nautical but nice – not arf music lovers!) Conjures up memories of those ‘last dance’ moments, the rainbow disco-lights swirl across the dry-ice, a red light pulses to the heartbeat of the song as you and the special person in your life, slow-dance like you were the only two in the hall. The music and your own heartbeats do the talking… And it doesn’t require a lot of skill, even if you’ve both been enjoying the drinks and rockin’ all night, try hard not to fall over, as it kind of ruins the magic and you'll get lost in all that dry-ice... Phone rings... excuse me folks... Oh, I've been asked to include inflatable sheep and well-trained air-guitars so that no one feels left out..... err that's it..... Reaction to this post...       **!! *##@@ oops... 
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Post by shaggy on May 23, 2006 5:28:36 GMT
inflatable sheep are important to the whole ambience.
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Post by Nick from Cheshire on May 23, 2006 17:45:56 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Albatross[/glow] Erm....isn`t this an instrumental track, ergo no lyrics (scratching head icon) |
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Post by Boatman on May 23, 2006 19:59:45 GMT
inflatable sheep are important to the whole ambience. Exactly! Boatman smiles happily and then sees Nick's reply! (D'oh! I've been "nicked" icon ). (Boatman stares at the window for inspiration, and it looks back at him, kind of embarrassed)... Right... got it... I must have been thinking of "fave guitar licks!" Er-go on, let me off just this once guvnor cos it's a great tune... I remember at rock gigs in the late 70s people used to shout out Albatross and Wally - strange times.... but great fun! (tries to change subject then considers starting a new thread of favourite instrumentals where the music does the talking... (and sneaking one in with lyrics!) ;D |
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Post by Boatman on May 24, 2006 21:45:58 GMT
extracts from: [glow=red,2,300] BALLROOM BLITZ by THE SWEET [/glow] Are you ready, steve? Aha.
Andy? Yeah! Mick? Ok.
Alright, fellas, let's goand.... Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz These were the days when I used to watch TOTP! |
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Post by Alison on May 24, 2006 22:33:37 GMT
Talking of funny lyrics....you might like this! ;D www.amiright.com(Funny mis-heard lyrics and parodies of songs listed by artist or title) |
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Post by Boatman on May 25, 2006 19:54:58 GMT
Talking of funny lyrics....you might like this! ;D www.amiright.com(Funny mis-heard lyrics and parodies of songs listed by artist or title) Nice one Alison this looks like a lot of fun! Loved the Lordi album cover parody as well with noddi! |
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Post by pickle on Jun 3, 2006 13:14:34 GMT
'Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt...' (Neal Morse, 'Waste Away'). I imagine the Almighty with a big piece of kitchen roll tucked into his shirt!
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Post by Boatman on Jun 3, 2006 22:37:00 GMT
'Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt...' (Neal Morse, 'Waste Away'). I imagine the Almighty with a big piece of kitchen roll tucked into his shirt! Pickle have you been drinking what I've been drinking! ;D |
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Post by Liz from Cheshire on Jun 3, 2006 23:02:46 GMT
heard this and thought of you ....Boatman
Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - Canyons Of Your Mind
"In the wardrobe of my soul....in the section labelled shirts!"
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Post by Boatman on Jun 4, 2006 14:07:50 GMT
heard this and thought of you ....Boatman Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - Canyons Of Your Mind "In the wardrobe of my soul....in the section labelled shirts!" Like it lots - cheer Liz! |
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