Post by Janette on May 13, 2006 17:21:26 GMT
......someone sent me this on MySpace, and I thought it was well funny, but apologies if you've already seen 'em! ;D
1. What do you call a chav in a box? ... Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?... Sorted.
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?... Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?... They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?... The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? ... It might be your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?... One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?... What you lookin'at?
9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?... The police
10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?... A liar.
11. What do you say to a chav with a job? ... Can I have a big mac and fries please.
12. What do you say to a chav in a suit?... Will the defendant please stand.
13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?... A Nova seats 4
14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?... Granny.
15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?... One, they'll screw anything.
16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?... A start.
17. What do you call a Chav at college?... The cleaner
And saving the best till last
18. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is 200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
1. What do you call a chav in a box? ... Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?... Sorted.
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?... Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?... They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?... The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? ... It might be your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?... One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?... What you lookin'at?
9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?... The police
10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?... A liar.
11. What do you say to a chav with a job? ... Can I have a big mac and fries please.
12. What do you say to a chav in a suit?... Will the defendant please stand.
13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?... A Nova seats 4
14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?... Granny.
15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?... One, they'll screw anything.
16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?... A start.
17. What do you call a Chav at college?... The cleaner
And saving the best till last
18. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is 200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
