A Nice Little Poem

[Lindsay]

Now here's a little poem. Let your imagination flow
It's about a girl and guy and this is how it goes

She whispered "Will it hurt me?". "Of course not", answered he.
"It's a simple process. You can rely on me".
She said "I'm very frightened. I've not had this before.
My friend had this 5 times And she said it could be sore".
Then finally they continued. "Lay back and relax a bit".
Quickly and ready, he bent over her and then he started it.
It was going rather painful. Tears formed in her eyes.
It was hurting quite a bit".Now, it must have been the size.
"Calm yourself", he whispered. His face was filled with grin.
"Try to open a bit wider So I can get in".
"I'm comin now", he whispered. "I know", she cried with bliss.
Feeling it deep within her now, She said, "I'm glad I'm having this".
And with a final effort, She gave a frightening shout.
He gripped it with anguish And quickly pulled it out.
She laid back quite relaxing, Sighed and gave a smile.
She said, "I'm glad I came now. You made it worth my while".





Now if you read this carefully, The dentist you will find.
It's not what you imagined. It's just your dirty little mind.