Worked for me!!

[Alison]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice you too can find inner peace.

Apparently, it is said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished.

So, this morning I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house.....

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Nick from Cheshire]

Tried it myself, and it doesn`t work

I had to finish decorating the house, finish the garden, finish reading three books, learn how to play the guitar properly, satisfy Liz ( ), finish building my kit car..................


I`m bolloxed

[Alison]

nick said:

Tried it myself, and it doesn`t work

I had to finish decorating the house, finish the garden, finish reading three books, learn how to play the guitar properly, satisfy Liz ( ), finish building my kit car..................


I`m bolloxed

Ah...but i bet Liz feels better ;D

[Janette]

alison1604 said:

nick said:

satisfy Liz ( ),

Ah...but i bet Liz feels better ;D

Bet Nick does too......... ;D

[Alison]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

I read it quickly and missed the ''satisfy Liz'' bit, I was just thinking she'd be pleased to have the garden and the decorating done!!

[shaggy]

yeah thats what I thought too (being the innocent that I am)