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Post by Alison on Aug 6, 2006 18:49:50 GMT
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like "equipment" like this horse I'm, riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked down....and shouted... "My God, I forgot .....I was riding the Mare!".
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Post by Boatman on Aug 6, 2006 18:59:57 GMT
A night-mare scenario.... ;D
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Post by Alison on Aug 6, 2006 19:25:36 GMT
A night-mare scenario.... ;D LOL yes I suppose it could be!
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Post by Lindsay on Aug 6, 2006 19:46:27 GMT
I bet he feels a rght c**t Sorry somebody had to, it just happened to be me
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Post by Boatman on Aug 6, 2006 19:53:53 GMT
Pay no attention to them horsey, they're just having a bit of a laugh...
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Post by Alison on Aug 6, 2006 20:58:50 GMT
Pay no attention to them horsey, they're just having a bit of a laugh... Horsing around perhaps? ;D
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Post by Boatman on Aug 8, 2006 19:37:08 GMT
Pay no attention to them horsey, they're just having a bit of a laugh... Horsing around perhaps? ;D Right so!
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