I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!

[shaggy]

You may or may not be aware that it has been a little quiet in these here parts the past few weeks with the absence of the village idiot (moi). Well life has been turned on its head for me recently. I have gone from carefree single dude with no ties to responsible partner and wotnot. I've kind of inherited a family. I have to say this domestication business is fun, shopping for groceries, picking Catherine up from school with her mum, cooking dinner, washing up pots - the whole 9 yards. And on top of Christmas the excitement just amplifies, but it's a chaos I'm loving every minute of. Elaine my partner is as mad as a hatter and conversations often spiral into the bizarre. Hopefully after the festive season and things settle down to something resembling normality and I finally get the remainder of my stuff moved in from my folks place the other side of town, I'll be back on a regular basis to terrorize you all with tales of The World Of The Strange And Bizarre According To The Shaguar.

Love you all but not in the biblical sense.

[Boatman]

Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends....
(ELP! )

Please play a track by the band Family for Shaggy to celebrate!

Pity shop assistants can't have ARfm piped through the speakers instead of having to listen to Best of Hits over and over again? They may be pleasantly surprised by the Price, the variety and the quality of the shows and think of the change they'd get (always useful in a shop).

So, already a glimpse of the world of the strange and the bizarre, cue, (or is that queue) Shaggy in shopping centres, experimenting with fairy liquids, moving whole vacuums and shrinking his living space.....whatever next? Well done and congratulations and it sounds like Elaine might enjoy the more music orientated forum!