Had to smile at this....

[Alison]

Just found this in an "in house" publication at work.... ;D


On one occasion this week I had a call from a man who wanted to apply for a vacant position for guitar player for a heavy metal rock band.
I read through the vacancy remarks and the man asked me what heavy metal music was.
Whilst I am no expert on heavy metal, the fact the person asked the question aroused my suspicions regarding his suitability for the position.
I asked him if he had any experience of playing a guitar.

"No" he said...

I said to the jobseeker:
“Let me just confirm what you said, you do not play the guitar and yet you are applying for a vacancy for guitar player with a heavy metal rock band.”
“Yes” he said ..........and went on to say he thought he might get away with it!

He may have had a point.

But which band was it? ;D
I wonder if he'll get the job? LOL

[Boatman]

alison1604 said:

Just found this in an "in house" publication at work.... ;D

On one occasion this week I had a call from a man who wanted to apply for a vacant position for guitar player for a heavy metal rock band.
I read through the vacancy remarks and the man asked me what heavy metal music was.
Whilst I am no expert on heavy metal, the fact the person asked the question aroused my suspicions regarding his suitability for the position.
I asked him if he had any experience of playing a guitar.

"No" he said...

I said to the jobseeker:
“Let me just confirm what you said, you do not play the guitar and yet you are applying for a vacancy for guitar player with a heavy metal rock band.”
“Yes” he said ..........and went on to say he thought he might get away with it!

He may have had a point.

But which band was it? ;D
I wonder if he'll get the job? LOL

Sounds like the applicant might be better on the fiddle? Unless it stated on the advert that no strings were attached to the offer?

A band-member with image, attitude and no musical ability, it seems to strike an out of tune chord somewhere? He'll probably go far!