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Post by Lindsay on Jan 21, 2007 19:49:13 GMT
Rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 monkeys and a woman on board. Houston calls first monkey: adjust oxygen 20%, stop radar,phase to warp factor 3, monkey 1: ok,done. Houston to 2nd monkey: switch off engine 3 & start radiation shield, adjust anti-gravitational throttle, monkey 2: ok, done. Houston to woman: feed monkeys & don't f***ing touch anything!!!
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Post by Alison on Jan 21, 2007 20:02:14 GMT
For all of us who are married, were married, wish we were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a box of chocolates:
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk With the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband".
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade."
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Post by Liz from Cheshire on Jan 21, 2007 20:06:57 GMT
I dont like chocolates
(back handed compliment for Nick there ;D)
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Post by Alison on Jan 21, 2007 21:04:59 GMT
I dont like chocolates (back handed compliment for Nick there ;D) Well okay....it could have been a packet of Rich Tea or a nut roast ;D
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